This was forwarded to a literature discussion group I'm on that is usually mor
serious than this, but glad to see the bookworms have a sense of humor.
            Rob


Some mouthwatering Haiku for the poet in all of us.

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Results of an Internet Spam Haiku contest:

   Pink tender morsel,
   Glistening with salty gel.
   What the hell is it?

   Ears, snouts and innards,
   A homogeneous mass.
   Pass another slice.

   Cube of cold pinkness
   Yellow specks of porcine fat.
   Give me a fork please.

   Old man seeks doctor.
    "I eat SPAM daily", he says.
   Angioplasty.

   Highly unnatural,
   The tortured shape of this "food".
   A small pink coffin.